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Career Move Ideas - Listed in order of interest

- Professional 90210 Commenter - I could do bonus commentaries on 90210 DVDs that display my wit and keen observations concerning 90s fashion, Dylan’s serious faces, and how it is the mission of the stylest on the set to make Brenda’s ass look horrible in every imaginable way possible

- Accountant - I like to crunch the numbers.

- House Wife* - Bake all day while working on my “art”. *note: need husband and/or date first.

- IT Technician

- Librarian- Already accepted into program for school in NYC.  Already took the goddamn GRE.

- Professional Music Downloader

- Sugar Mama* - Provide emotional and monetary attention to a younger attractive member of the oposite sex. *note: need career and/or date first.

- Professional Blogger* - Currently in process. *note: need to become an interesting person first.